Drinkin' Smokin' Cheatin' - Brandy Clark

I ain’t been drinkin', but if I was drinkin'

I think I’d be drinkin' bourbon

And right now you’d be a blur

And I wouldn’t hear a word

Cause I’d be good and drunk

That’s for certain

I ain’t been smokin', but if I was smokin'

I know I’d be smokin' weed

When you blow all our money

I’d laugh, it’d be funny

Cause high as a kite is where I’d be

I love you, baby

But sometimes, baby

You dance on my last nerve

And I get an insane kind of urge

I ain’t been cheatin', but if I was cheatin'

That’s right I’d be cheatin' on you

I am just daydreaming

Thank God I ain’t been cheatin'

Cause if I was I’d be losing you

I ain’t been drinkin', smokin' or cheatin'

Cause if I was, I’d be losing you