HouseFyre - Briggs, Tim Minchin

Da-dup, da-dup, oh

Da-dup, da-dup, oh-oh

Da-dup, da-dup, oh

Da-dup, da-dup

Come little baby, shelter from the storm

We’re goin' viral and the fire is warm

Keepin' calm, carryin' on, Scotty’s latest presser is depressin'

So we’re tuning into this approved message from the Senator

Bet you are still tryna find me

Out of office message: Mahalo from Hawaii

Leadership’s not really somethin' that I’m feelin', kid

You maybe should’ve voted for the other guy behind me

What’s the matter little Aussie battler, ya tired?

No, everything I own is on fire (Yeah, sick)

Well, your Aussie spirit’s still lifted and you’re still kickin' on

Everything is burning, better turn the fuckin' cricket on

We deserve someone who’s a little bit better than

And ain’t no ones been this nice since settlement ()

You ain’t fit to push the whip you backpedalin'

You ain’t fit to wear the kicks that I’m treadin' in

(I'm smooth) I’m real nice like (Hey)

And it’s not like I miss this nightlife

(It's all good) Yeah, it’s all right

If you can’t start a house party, start a house fire (Get it)

Come little baby, shelter from the storm

We’re goin' viral and the fire is warm

We’re good little citizens, sittin' in the bunker

Just watching the boss fumble like my befuddled uncle does

We’re rockin' the lock-in, self-interred

Watchin' videos of Jacinda Ardern, shit

Even the kiwis aren’t allowed outside

If you can’t start a house party, start a house fire (Epic, bro)

Briggs for PM (Okay), duck Peter Dutton if you see him (Fuck him)

Deport this: fuck how you feelin'

Pandemic’s got 'em reelin', people need to see ya leadin'

Eh, fuck it, footy’s on, do it after the weekend

If worst comes to worst the people come first

Yeah, but I’m gonna need a purse for the megachurch

You ain’t fit we don’t get near a penny worth

You ain’t fit, the leadership its gettin' plenty worse

Went to hit the store and everything had been bought

They quarantined us all so we’re sittin' indoors

And if they gettin' on board I’m pullin' this rip cord

And ditchin' this concord and splittin' like Jean-Claude

(Jean-Claude) I’m real nice like (Hey)

And it’s not like I miss this nightlife

(We're all good) Yeah, it’s all right

If you can’t start a house party, start a house fire

(Jean-Claude) Yeah, you’re all right (Hey)

But I’m kinda sick and tired of bein' inside

(We're all good) Yeah, we’re all smiles

If you can’t start a house party, start a house fire (Get it)

Come little baby, shelter from the storm

We’re coughin' up lungs and the kettle’s on

We already burned the world outside

If you can’t start a house party, start a house fire

Da-dup, da-dup, oh (Hey)

Da-dup, da-dup, oh-oh

Da-dup, da-dup, oh (Hey)

If you can’t start a house party, start a house fire

Scotty from Marketing

Standing there shuffling his papers

Wondering why Jesus hasn’t come to save us

Looking at Peter Dutton like, «What the fuck’s happening?»

At least the Ruby Princess had a fuckin' captain

Come little baby, shelter from the storm

Stay the fuck inside until the bugger’s gone

But we can still stir shit from the inside

If you can’t start a house party, start a house fire