Conspiracy - Bumblefoot

I’m a useless parasite

My dick in hand every night

I gotta question everything (I need a new conspiracy)

And make some deeper meaning (I need a new conspiracy)

'Cos without you I’m so empty

Why do I bother breathing?

All you do, you do for me (I need a new conspiracy)

You keep my cold heart beating (I need a new conspiracy)

I’m cowering behind a screen

Anonymous — I’m nobody

If only daddy kicked my ass (I need a new conspiracy)

I might become a man at last (I need a new conspiracy)

I resent what I can’t be

I’ve got it so bad, woe is me

In my own room, on my high-speed (I need a new conspiracy)

I’m young I’m healthy and I’m free (I need a new conspiracy)

I’ve got it too good, don’t ya see?

But that ain’t good enough for me

I need a new conspiracy (I need a new conspiracy)

I need a new conspiracy (I need a new conspiracy)

I need a new conspiracy (I need a new conspiracy)

I need a new conspiracy (I need a new conspiracy)