You Can't Keep A Good Dog Down - Burt Reynolds, Dom DeLuise

Why settle for a couple o' bones when you can have the whole bank?

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Hey, Charlie!

Charlie, look!

You hit the jackpot!

Oh ho ho

Atta boy, Charlie, I’m proud o' ya!

Charlie, tell 'em!

(sung)

Oh, you can’t keep a good dog down

No sir!

No, you can’t keep a good dog down

I’ve seen pain and hurt

That’s right

I’ve eaten dirt

That’s true

It’s hard to buy but even I’ve been jilted by a skirt!

He lies!

But look, pal, I’m still around

Haha!

'Cause you can’t keep a good dog down!

Ya can’t keep a good dog down

No you can’t!

No no no no, you can’t keep a good dog down

I’ve been bought and sold

He’s been warm and cold

But ten to one I’ll still be runnin' rackets when I’m old

Not in some cage in the city pound

'Cause ya can’t keep a good dog

Can’t keep a good

I say ya can’t keep a good dog down

In him’s the luck of the Irish

The pride of the German

And even, haha, a bit of Siam

Siam?

You see the come of the English

The charm of the Spanish

A pedigree a-certainly ain’t what I am!

So call me a mixed up pup

You’re a mixed up pup

Haha!

But the only way this pup knows is up!

OK, boys!

C’mon!

Help me get 'im!

You get his leg

Lift 'im up!

C’mon!

Didn’t’cha hear the man?

Up!

Up!

Up!

(sung)

Oh, ya can’t keep a good dog down

(Bow wow wow wow!)

You can’t keep a good dog down

(Bow wow wow wow!)

He’s been fat and thin

I’ve been out and in

He tried a life of virtue

But prefer a life of sin!

So tonight, man, we own this town

I’ve known hunger, I’ve known thirst

Lived the best and seen the worst

But the only way I know to finish is to finish first!

So watch out when you hear this sound!

(all of the DOGS howl uproariously)

'Cause you can’t keep a good dog

No, ya can’t keep a good

I say you can’t keep a good dog down

You can’t keep a good dog down!