Celebrate Your Mother - The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster

You’d celebrate your father if he’s sleeping

With your sisters and your brother and your mother

But you’re always late so today celebrate

So celebrate your mother

You celebrate with Mary Jane and Billy

Uncle Charlie and the others

'Cause you lost it bad, how you feeling now?

Sniffin', drinkin', poppin', pissin'

'Cause you think it’s rock 'n' roll

I said, «You lost it bad», how you feeling now?

When you celebrate today celebrate

So celebrate your mother

You’d celebrate your father if he’s sleeping

With your sisters and your brother and your mother

But you’re always late so today celebrate

It’s coming for your mother

Human soul consumin', roarin'

All the rabid mouths are foamin' for your mother

And like a birthday boy, you’ve got to do it well

Saw you once and I heat up again

Saw you once and I just partied my friend

Because a man never lost, I’m gonna live forever

No, a man never got lost and lived in his cellar

Saw you once and I heat up again

Saw you once and I just partied my friend

Because a man never lost, I’m gonna live forever

No, a man never got lost and come on

I want to fuck your mother

It’s a dirty job but someone’s got to do it well

But please don’t tell your father

Cause I’ll fuck him as well

Oh yeah, you are the best in the world

Sniffin', drinkin', poppin', pissin'

'Cause you think it’s rock 'n' roll

I know that you are the best in the world

When you celebrate today celebrate it all