You’re Not My Real Dad - Childbirth

You’re not my real dad

You’re not my real dad

You’re not my real dad

So don’t tell me what to do

Why are you always hanging out with my mom

I don’t wanna play catch with you

Stop trying to teach me how to drive

I already know how to drive!

You’re not my real dad

You’re not my real dad

You’re not my real dad

So don’t tell me what to do

No, I don’t want to get you a beer

Stop trying to help me with my homework, I can do it by myself

I don’t need a ride to the mall, my friend is gonna pick me up later

You’re not my real dad

You’re not my real dad

Wait, are you my real dad?

I have so many questions for you!

Oh my god, I like kittens too!

Are you on LinkedIn?

Does heart disease run in our family?

Do you want to exchange e-mail adresses later?

You’re not my real dad

You’re not my real dad

You’re not my real dad

Or are you?

Or are you?