Quarantine Baby - Chris Mann

The world shut down, honey

And I’m feeling frisky

We been contactless too long

I want your berries

Let’s get a little busy

'Cause we’re locked inside this home

Sexy spin, hell comes down

What else are we gonna do?

We can’t go out

But nine months in, he came out

I don’t know what we were ever thinking 'bout

This quarantine baby, why

Quarantine baby, why

Quarantine baby, why

Quarantine baby, why

Quarantine baby

Smells like raw diapers

And it sounds like colic

Why’d we go from one to two

I need more wipers

And the laundry folded

What the hell we gonna do?

Milk came in, poop came out

And our three year old has started acting out

Quarantine baby, why

Quarantine baby, why

Quarantine baby, why

Quarantine baby, why

Quarantine baby, why

Quarantine baby, why

Quarantine baby, why

Quarantine baby, why

I just wanna sleep in

He just keeps on peeing

Quarantine baby, why

The world shut down, honey, and I’m feeling frisky

But maybe we should just watch the news, yeah, that sounds good

One wild night when we, could’ve been abstaining

Now we’re gonna need a house that has more rooms for these

Quarantine babies, why

Quarantine babies, why

Quarantine babies, why

Quarantine babies, why

Quarantine babies, hi

Aw, quarantine babies, hello

Oh, you’re so cute, you quarantine baby

Oh, you’re so cute

I just wanna sleep in

He just keeps on peeing

Quarantine baby, why

Oh crap, honey just spit upon me, hand me a towel

Here you go, you’re all clean now

I just changed you, how did you poop already?

Qarauntine baby