Jetpack - Circus Contraption

Throughout history, man has reached for the sky

Mount up with wings like eagles, I say, 40−30−1

With the fearlessness of Icarus and the determination of Jaeger,

I too reach for the heavens

I’m the rocketman, Bunny LaMonte, and these are my wings

Twin-hydrogen-peroxide-motors in combination with a silver catalyst produces

superpedic acid mixture and exceeds temperatures of 350 °C

With a two foot wingspan, fully loaded weight, 350 pounds, this baby reaches

maximum speeds of 700 miles per hour

I’m not gonna lie to you folks, it takes an expert to fly

And you’re looking at him

Now, let’s get this show on the road

Firing generators

All clear?

(All clear)

Count with me

In five, four, three, two, one

America, the place where we all live

Living free to fly, living free to die

America, lalalalalala lalalalala

Oh no!

Fucking