Big White Redneck - Colt Ford

This big white redneck’s got the blues

From this cowboy hat to these worn out boots

A woman done lit my fuse

And this bar ain’t got the booze

To cure this big white redneck with the blues

Lord I tried the best I could

I never really thought she would

Leave me for younger fella

Didn’t take the time to tell her

'Bout all the good things she done

And how she was my only one

True love, best friend, huntin' buddy gettin' muddy

She was everything to me

Guess I just couldn’t see

What it was she was missin'

Slow dancin' and long kissin'

Dinner on a friday night

Wine by the candle light

Now I’m just sittin' here

Cryin' in my beer

This big white redneck’s got the blues

From this cowboy hat to these worn out boots

A woman done lit my fuse

And this bar ain’t got the booze

To cure this big white redneck with the blues

Now I’m layin' drunk in the floor

Yellin' lookin' at the door

I called her mama and her sister

Told 'em that I really missed her

I guess I know what kinda gone

She ain’t never comin' home

Back to bein' all alone

My life is like a sad song

Every time I hear her name

I realize what a shame

Now I’m just old news

Dealin' with these danged ole blues

This big white redneck’s got the blues

Lord o' mercy this pain really hurts me y’all

From this cowboy hat to these worn out boots

I don’t know what to do

I’m never gettin' over you

A woman done lit my fuse

And this bar ain’t got the booze (That's right)

To cure this big white redneck with the blues

Yeah this woman done lit my fuse

And this bar ain’t got the booze (That's right)

To cure this big white redneck with the blues

Well we’re gonna see if it’ll cure me

Matter of fact I’m cured now

I’m gonna call your sister

I might even call your mama, ha ha ha

That’s right

What’s that number