Diggin' - Colt Ford

He’s got a backhoe, its caterpillar yeller

He’s a heller rockafella with drank a story teller

With a DUI he’s illegal to drive

But he legally drinks and gets illegally high

Then one night while he’s up in the sky

He looked at that backhoe ask himself why not

I’m gonna drive that thing, it’s a loop hole man

This DUI don’t contain

I’m gonna drive it to the bar down on main street now

He’s diggin'

Got a hot little honey hangin' outta that cab

Diggin'

Got the windows tinted and a base tube hittin' like

Diggin'

Creepin' past the po-po incognito like Joe Dirt

That’s how he’s livin', life’s a garden man

And he’s just diggin'

He’s wearin' a cat hat with a meow meow kitty

Rolls up in the club pimpin' like denny

With the beer tippin' just sippin' ol' sud

Puttin' shots back, trippin' with with a bud

He’s 10 beers in about 12 o clock

But to all the girls who’s startin' to flock

He said, «Hey ladies time to go home.

We can’t stay here;

who wants to go?»

About then the valet pulled that back hoe up now

He’s diggin'

Got three little honeys hangin' outta that cab

Diggin'

Got the windows tinted and a base tube hittin' like

Diggin'

Creepin' past the po-po incognito like Joe Dirt

That’s how he’s livin', life’s a garden man

And he’s just diggin'

It was about 2:35 around 2:45

He was tryin' to find his address 2:55

He was drunk as a skunk and high as a kite

Swervin' right and left when they flipped the blue lights

Trooper said, «Boy I ain’t tryin' to be hatin'

But you’re operatin' intoxicatin' violatin' every bit of the law.»

He said, occifer no I’m just…

Diggin'

Look at all them honeys hangin' outta that cab

Diggin'

With the windows tinted and the base tube hittin' like

Diggin'

Beggin' yo yo po-po you gotta let me go yo like Joe Dirt

That’s how he’s livin', life’s a garden man

And he’s just diggin'

Yo yo po-po you gotta let me go yo

Yo yo po-po you gotta let me go yo

Come on now occifer

You know I’m just tryin' to make it home

I don’t mean to cause no problems

But I got all these girls;

I gotta get 'em home safe

That’s what any ol' country boy would do

I promise I’m going home right now

Just let me, come on now

Everything’s gonna be fine

We just out here diggin' a lil' bit

You dig?

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