Act II Finale - Company

Arthur:

Lady, will you marry me?

Lady:

I thought you’d never ask.

Scene changes to the Vegas Drive-Up Wedding Chapel

and the Girls enter in short Wedding Dresses.

Girls:

We are not yet wed

And we’re nearly at the end

It is time that we Went and found a friend

Is there someone who

Can help us in out quest?

We’re already dressed

Although we’re not yet wed.

Enter the boys with top hats and tails.

Men:

We are not yet dead

That???

s the best thing to be said

We are not yet dead

So we might as well get wed

Could it be much worse

Is marriage such a curse?

Might as well get married

Cos we are not yet wed

Wedding Match.

Enter Lancelot and Herbert married.

In great fasions.

Herbert:

So you see it???

s all a show, happy ending and all

And that just makes me want to sing??¦

They all look for Father but he doesn???

t come on so Herbert starts to sing??¦

Herbert:

When you???

re lost

On life???

s trail

And you feel doomed to fail

Do not fail

Find Your Male

Find Your Male

That???

s your Grail

Lance:

Just think Herbert, in a thousand years time this will still be controversial.

Enter Robin, suitably dressed in white tie and tails.

Robin:

And I too have found my grail.

Ensemble:

What???

s that?

Robin:

Musical Theatre!

(singing)

Robin:

You can sing

You can dance

And you won???

t soil your pants

In your white tie and tail

Find your Grail

Find your Grail

Hallelujah a Broadway wedding!

Enter Arthur and Guinevere married.

Guinevere is in a gorgeous wedding gown.

Arthur and Guinevere:

So be strong

Here comes the bride

Keep right on.

Here comes the groom

To the end of your song

Hallelujah

Guinevere:

Do not fail

Find your Male

Arthur:

Dressed in???

mail???

Find your Grail

Sing Hallelujah they???

ve found their grail.

Arthur:

Life is really up to you

You must choose what to pursue

A Broadway wedding

Guinevere:

Set your mind on what to find

And there???

s nothing you can???

t do All:

Go and find your grail

Arthur and Guinevere:

So keep right to the end

You???

ll find your goal my friend

Find you friend!

All:

Then the prize you won???

t fail

Find your Grail

Find your Grail!

Father:

Stop that.

Stop that.

Stop it!

No more bloody singing??¦

Lancelot whacks him on the head

For this is the Show that ends like this!