Ode To Lola - Company

She’s a vamp!

She’s a pert!

She’s a snake in the grass in a skirt!

Oh she waddles along like a duck on the loose

All she needs is the feathers, she’s got the caboose!

When she gives

Them the eye

If they’re over sixteen it’s «goodbye!»

Oh it’s not that we’re worried and not that we care…

But oh, what my hands could do to her hair!

Lola, we adore you, who could ever take your place?

We’re all pulling for you

We’d love to see you fall on your face

She’s a bore!

She’s a pest!

She’s a lot of bad news from the west!

Oh she’s taken our boys an' she oughta be poisoned

We hate her!

But aside of that…

We’re all very fond of Miss Pratt

She’s a dream!

Yessiree!

But how bad can a dream get to be?

Oh how much of her nonsense have we got to take?

If she’d only jump, I’d furnish the lake!

She’s a friend

Yes, indeed

But the kind of a friend you don’t need

Generosity’s one thing the girl doesn’t lack

Why she’d even give you the shirt off my back!

Lola, we adore you

With the hands they long to touch

Lola, when you leave us…

We’ll miss you, dear, but not very much!

She’s so toot!

She’s so tweet!

As she twavels awong down the stweet

With her dear ickle Floppit, why doesn’t she stop it?

The overstuffed boy-crazy brat!

But we’re very fond of…

Tewibwy fond of…

Twemendously fond of…

Miss Pratt!