Redneck Romeo - Confederate Railroad

He wears Old Spice, he got fuzzy dice

Hangin' from the rearview mirror of his 4 wheel drive

Yeah he’s GQ, and he can do more

With cheap polyester than Calvin Klein

He drinks false staff, he got 27 ballcaps

He wears a different one every night

He’ll tell you he’s a lover

When he ain’t pickin' a fight

He’s a redneck romeo

He thinks he’s Elvis in a picture show

Silver chains but a heart of gold

Lord you got to love his style

A classic country Cassanova

Thinks all the girls are crazy over him

Everywhere that neon glows

You’ll find a redneck romeo

He’s got a hundred keys hangin' off his jeans

He knows they fit somethin' but he don’t know what

He’s no cheap date, spend his whole paycheck

Buyin' drinks and playin that jukebox

Out on the floor he ain’t no square

He’s a romancin' slow dancin' Fred Astaire

Dab of grill cream in his hair

Ladies stand in line

He’s a redneck romeo

He thinks he’s Elvis in a picture show

Silver chains but a heart of gold

Lord you got to love his style

A classic country Cassanova

Thinks all the girls are crazy over him

Everywhere that neon glows

You’ll find a redneck romeo

He’s in a class all by himself

Thinks there ain’t nobody else like him

But everywhere that neon glows

You’ll find a redneck romeo

Yeah he’s a redneck romeo…

Ah I like that blue-font look

How did ya get it to stand that high?