Hello Are You There - Consolidated

«Um, try this button here… Hello, David, are you there?»

«Yeah, I’m right here.»

«Thank you.""Hey, David.»

«I'm really curious of why Ted Nugent is appearing at the Bammies.

I mean-»

«Okay okay, that’s-, okay, go on.»

«Ted Nugent is a person who’s racist.

He’s made amazingly racist statements

against gay rock people.-

«Hey, David, David?

Let me help you along here-»

«Wait wait wait wait!

And he also, um, is a complete sexist and homophobe,

and he also slaughters animals for a hobby.»

«Hey, David, are you in Consolidated?»

«No, I am not.»

«Okay.»

«Hello?

Are you there?»

«It's like inviting a Klansman to the Bammy awards.»

«Well, you know, I don’t think so.

I think it’s like inviting a really great

guitar player to the Bammies.»