Wiggle Dance -

Come on, baby, join the rumba line

Leave your attitude, shake your spine

Bill’s beatitude?

gotta be nice,

Drop the platitude, life is spice!

Shake it, yeah, shake you zombies!

Shake it, yeah, shake Chicago!

Come on, baby, do the Wiggle Dance

Let go, let’s go, take off yer pants!

Wiggle, wiggle, chain reaction

Shake it loose, no more compaction.

We are animals, say it loud

Fucking animals, say it proud!

Come on, baby, do the Wiggle Dance

Now writhe like worms

Come on, baby, take a chance

You won’t get germs!

Bark like an elephant

Bray like a cat

Sniff like an insect

Giggle like a bat

And do the Wiggle Dance

Yeah, do the Wiggle Dance

Up to the stratosphere

Down to the splatosphere

Mermaids & satyrs

Actors & waiters

Fish in the ocean

Spastics in motion

Bees in their hot hive

Haiti & hot jive

White, black & green

Brain cell machine

Do the Wiggle Dance

Yeah, do the Wiggle Dance!