Horny Angry Tango - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Rachel Bloom, Scott Michael Foster

I’m clearly not over you yet

I’m clearly not over you either

Our love has transformed into hate

Damn!

Sex right now would sure be great

This is our horny angry tango!

I want to fight!

I want to bang!

This is our horny angry tango!

We’re truly furious but…

Dang!

We’re also horny too!

I want to tear you limb from limb!

And put your limbs all over my limbs!

Each time we fight I crave you more!

This would be better on the floor!

This is our horizontal tango!

We’re both pissed off…

And yet turned on!

This is our horizontal, horny, angry tango!

Now it’s time for six bar long

Classic tango dance break

Ow, thorns!

Dip!

Whore!

Slap!

I cannot slap you back

Because you are a lady

That clearly is a double standard

But it’s probably for the best

This is our horny angry tango!