King Kong - D12

Yeah, D-Twizzie

Back in the lab

Ayo, fire that weed up, pass it around

King Kong, bitch

All my niggas is gorillas

Fuck the other animals, nigga I’m the king of the jungle

Yeah, beware

(King Kong, ain’t got shit on me!)

Fourteen blunts, sixteen stobeys

Who wanna get their jaw broke by Sugar Shane Mosley?

Battle rapper, grew up in the cypher

You grew up a lover, I grew up a fighter

I eat rappers, twenty times a day

All you can eat like Old Country Buffet

Regular weed, I don’t even smoke

Hoes come over and get licked like a envelope

I’ll smack your auntie, then kill your mother

I just wanna fuck somebody up like Raz B brother

Me, Von, and Swift, we like to commodores

Come to a D12 party, we got all types of whores

Don’t worry ‘bout hotel rooms, we got all types of floors

And we’ll be smoking weed till a quarter past four

So run up, try actin' crazy

You’ll get your back cracked but not by a Chinese lady

Bizarre, Eddy from Oz, I got a lotta bars

I’m King Kong bitch, but to you I’m God

King Kong, ain’t got shit on me!

I have an attitude beyond belief

So when I palm this heat, I’ll leave your body layin' all in the street

I’m a big dog walkin'

My body ain’t worth shit, it’s kinda backwards ‘cause it hurts when the fifth

starts barkin'

I’m even better than before, iller metaphors

Killas bet it all on ‘Niva, one shot dead ‘em all

And that’s for Big Pun, big guns, plus a mean mug equals get funds, bitch run

I tear this whole place up, sniff a half a cake up

Then hog a loogy in your girl’s make up

Brandishin' pistols with 40s laughin'

Up in your shorty in the asses, makin' moves like I’m choreographin'

My dialect is full of disrespect, fuck the rules, bust a Uz'

You playin' while I eat

That’s how it is, how I live, nigga holla at me

I oughta join PETA homie, ‘cause I’m llama happy, blow!

King Kong, ain’t got shit on me!

McVay, I’m that scandalous, a black bastard

Puttin' holes in a nigga’s face like a jack-o-lantern, I can’t fathom

Being attacked, don’t try me

I spasm and leave these shots planted in that ass like an IV

I’m grimy, lyrically toxic, a death prophet that cannot stop it

On fire like the back of rockets

In a mosh pit, stompin' mommas for talkin' shit

I’m a pill poppin' advocate, bitch I will not quit

If you ain’t payin' homage to this Loch Ness Monster, we gon' have a problem

While my claws grip your revolver, I don’t knock niggas unconsciousness

You’ll be forever unresponsive, dwellin' in a realm of darkness

I park in front of your crib, walk on your porch with all fours

And I piss on your kids, a reservoir dog

That’ll force y’all to torture each other, and this is not solved

I’m on a couch laughin' at all y’all, what?

King Kong, ain’t got shit on me!