Saggy Diaper Blues - Da Vinci's Notebook

My Mama took my bottle

She took away my apple juice

My Mama took my bottle

She took away my apple juice

Got somethin' squishy in my tushie

I got them saggy diaper blues

My nanny up and left me

I can’t find that girl nowhere

My nanny up and left me

I can’t find that girl nowhere

So I’m just sittin' here in my high chair cryin'

Puttin' Spaghettios in my hair

My Papa turned off the T.V.

He took my «Barney» show away

My Papa turned off the T.V.

He took my «Barney» show away

And he won’t let me watch the Teletubbies

'Cause he said Tinky Winky’s gay

Boom boom boom, what’s that in my room?

I smell somethin', ain’t no perfume

Look in the trunk and what do I find?

Ain’t no spare tire—got a stinky behind

Mama, mama mama

It’s hangin' down to my shoes

Better hurry up and change me

I got them saggy diaper blues