Hearthfire - Dan Bull

Welcome

Enter my house and see my balcony

You’re bound to be astounded deeply

That there’s not another house in town as sweet

I bought my own land;

built it with my own hands

It’s like Chopin’s piano, man, it’s so grand

Whether you’re a lady or a hood rat

Good, bad

You won’t resist me after witnessing my mudcrab

I’ll run a bubble bath with enchanted suds

Have you pulling me off like a poorly fitted hubcap

I need the green to build my dream house

So I can grow my peas and beans and other greens in the greenhouse

Give me the keys, I’m keeping bees in the garden

Beat a skeever up, then bust a free with my bard

And I’m flossing in the trophy room

So don’t go too soon

I still need to show you my minestrone soup

I baked some space cakes laced straight with Moon Sugar

Got a house, wife and two kids, but I’m no do-gooder

MTV Cribs;

I’m still the Dragonborn

But now it’s my cow that has the badass horns

It’s getting late — I hope you understand

Look, Corrie’s coming on in five

So get off my land

Milk drinker