Clean Elvis - Dan Reeder

I inject pure kryptonite

Into my brain

It improves my kung-fu

And it eases the pain during

Acceleration

When the pedal hits the floor

This thing burns nitroglycerin

And powdered C4

And I will always love you

I drive a modified

T-series Lola

It’s kind of heavy

But I like the feel

When I say Vietnam

It sounds just like Coca-Cola

I believe most anything

As long as it’s not real

And I will always love you

I battle aliens

From outer space

They got one eye right

In the middle of their face

I grab my laser gun

I know my place

Somebody has to save the human race

And I will always love you

It seems hopeless

But wouldn’t you know

They got a weakness

And they let it show

They can’t jump

And they’re a little bit slow

When I say World War 2

I mean the video

And I — help me Elvis

I — help me Elvis

I — come on now Elvis

I can’t help

Falling in love with you