(Methods Of Getting Rid Of) Hiccups - Darren Hanlon

Some day without trying you’ll find something that’s rare

Like an eight letter word on a triple word square

And I knew a girl who thrived on second-hand news

She wore clips in her hair and she judged boys by their shoes

Call it coincidence but whenever we’re together

You’re on top of the world while I’m under the weather

(The weather)

A thousand ideas I try to tell crossword girl

How do I get one across when you’re always too down?

And if things get hard will you throw in the pen?

But if you are unsure you can pencil it in

Call it coincidence but whenever we’re together

You’re on top of the world while I’m under the weather

(The weather)

Hold your breath for up to ten seconds

Ask a friend, a good friend, to scare you when you least expect it

And if that doesn’t work stand on your head and drink a glass of water

Call it coincidence but whenever we’re together

You’re over the moon while I’m under the weather

(The weather)