Professor Asshole - Davey Suicide

So Davey you changed your last name to Suicide, is that because you think Teen

Suicide is trendy and cool

Davey: Well, no it’s a constant reminder…

Mmhhmmmmm, I see, a constant reminder, and the cross your heart.

Is that because you think your fans should all worship the devil like you?

Davey: No, no… it symbolizes second chances and…

Ohhhh… second chances, well do you think telling everyone to Grab a gun and kill

everyone is an appropriate message for the kids out there?

Davey: hold on man, have you ever heard of a metaphor

You know… I think it’s people like you that are destroying this world and

corrupting our kids, dressing like girls and playing that devil music I guess

we should just all go hang ourselves because davey suicide is in town… let the

gays in the military what happened to good wholesome

You know what… fuck this.

click…BOOM!