666 - Dayton Callie

There’s a chaos that reigns

At the heart of this beast

Yes our carnival here’s

A well oiled machine

All six hundred sixty-six rules are policed

All six hundred sixty-six rules you must heed

It’s my duty to advise you

Of the ordinance in place

Chiefly designed to

Keep our operations

Neat and fine tuned

Every cog is malaligned

As you’ll note

The rules are clearly stated

Even illustrated

And enumerated

On this staunchly dense (if ever complicated)

Cautionary little guide

Six hundred sixty-six

Six hundred sixty-six

As Keeper it’s my humble pleasure to

First castigate and then admonish you

That cutting breaks rule number sixty-two

And breaking rules, it just won’t do

Six hundred sixty-six

Six hundred sixty-six

Six hundred sixty-six

Six hundred sixty-six

There are consequences

Morbid consequences

Crueler than ever imagined

Oh yes, there are consequences

Bloody consequences

When you don’t follow the rules