Pissin' on Your Steps - Del The Funky Homosapien

It’s D-E-L tha Funkee Homosapien to the rescue

I’m solo and threw a bolo and left two

Dancers back on Soul Train

And ya know Soul Train get the phat doodie stain

Now what ya gonna do with the board with no talent

Using step 1 and step 2 to keep the show valid

Let’s have a vote and try to register our ballots

And realize a Hammer’s just a mallet

Toss him like a salad cause he ain’t truly gifted

Now the party’s lifted by the crew Hieroglyphics

Golly-wolly, not another Elvis and Priscilla

Ice is cool, but I can’t stand Vanilla

Because he takes a style and tries to mock it

Ain’t nothin' personal, G, but I’m kinda into chocolate

It’s all about the black, and it’s like that

And I’m so laid back cause I smoked a phat sack

Plus I’m almost through & done with a whole 40-dog of Olde English 800

Now I peep ya concept

Ya think ya got a rep?

Dance all day, while I’m pissin' on your steps

No Del is not a mean fellow

Just because I wanna turn your dance shoes yellow

See I’m rather mellow, some call it lazy

Me and myself and I ain’t with the daisies

Cause I’m no goddamn flower

And every single dancer in circumference receives a golden shower

I’m here to insult

The Hip hop John Travolta

Ya think ya all that but really you’re shorter than a midget

I don’t fidget

With the ballet

Fuck a dancer Because that’s what my pals say

And brothers don’t shake ya rumps

Wearin' biker shorts is like chokin' on ya nuts

Because ya might end up with a cramp or a hernia

And that’s much worse, than a fine girl burnin' ya

Plus it ain’t fly for you to have your behind

Blasted all out like a feline

See I’m givin' you advice, make ya think twice

Cause dance groups don’t last past Minute Rice

So change ya concept

Acquire some skills on the mic while I’m pissin' on your steps

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