Hammerhead Stew - Delbert McClinton

If you were over in Egypt

Way down deep on a dig

And if some mummy tried to get chummy

I’d be there to unravel his wig

If you were bungee jumpin'

And you came outta your shoes

I’d run right up and I’d catch you baby

Ain’t nothin' I wouldn’t do

If you were scuba divin'

And a shark came outta the blue

I’d take my pen knife and I’d end that shark’s life

And fix you up some hammerhead stew

Come on, let me be your hero

Somebody who can play it cool

Someone to go under the gun

And keep 'em all from messin' with you

Now if your ship was sinkin'

While you were out on a cruise

I’d cross that water in my helicopter

And baby I would rescue you

Come on, let me be your hero

Somebody who can play it cool

Someone to go under the gun

And keep 'em all from messin' with you

Come on, let me be your hero

Somebody who can play it cool

Someone to go under the gun

Like Sinbad in that fable

I would be there to disable

Anybody messin' with you

Come on

(Come on, come on, come on)

Come on

(Come on, come on, come on)

Come on

(Come on, come on)

Come on

(Keep 'em all from messing)

(Keep them all from messing with you)

Come on

(Come on, come on, come on, come on)

Come on

(Come on, come on, come on)

(Come on, come on, come on)

Keep 'em all from messing

Keep them all from messing with you

Come on, come on, come on

Come on, come on, come on

Come on, come on, come on

Keep 'em all from messing

Keep them all from messing with you