Panda Vs Koala - Destrage

Koala stays immobile and dazed 19 hours a day

He’s addicted to the toxins contained

In the only food he tastes

Panda is a 300 kilos carnivore that can plunder everything

But he goes crazy for bamboo shoots

This low every diet forces him to feed the whole day

And avoid every kind of energy expenditures

Such as socializing and f*cking

The biological keynote

Should be put on the top

Admit we all are animals

Warthog is an African wild member of the pig family

When someone asks just tell him it’s a puma

Seems like nature provided pumas excellent running skills

And 9 inches canine teeth but no short term memory

This means that while chased by a predator

The puma would run like a motherf*cker

But he’d stop after 40 meters because he forgets

Why the hell he’s running like that

We call it love, we call it art

We call it war, we call it fun

We call it will

It is survival instinct

To be remembered, to be admired

It’s basic instinct to remain alive

Elevated

Filtered

Layered

At the point we deny it

If you start to doubt about your role

Try to bark orders to a dog

Last hope of self esteem

Faithful only to the hand

From which he feeds