Perfect Criminal - Die Toten Hosen

I woke up today

On a hospital bed

And the white coats say

«You were next to dead»

But you’re the perfect criminal

And so we gave you life

You’re the perfect criminal

And we need the perfect crime

What you did before

Believe that we don’t care

Your country needs you now

And this is why you’re here

'Cause you’re the perfect criminal

And there’ll be a time

For the perfect criminal

To commit the perfect crime

Say your lines like we taught you to

And you’ll be just fine in the interview

Help the minister and understand

That he saved your life, he’s your only friend

You’re the perfect criminal

And so we gave you life

You’re the perfect criminal

And we need the perfect crime

Yes, you’re the perfect criminal

And there’ll be a time

For the perfect criminal

To commit the perfect crime