Richmond - Die Toten Hosen

We like to sit in the winebars

And browse the new boutiques

Our concepts get old-fashioned

So we buy new ones next week

We visit our folks and friends in Hampstead and in Chelsea

We don’t go by the London transport

We hire fleets of taxis

Richmond (oh oh oh)

We’re all very smart

In Richmond (oh oh oh)

We are objects of arts

A walk along the Thames

A ride in my speed boat

Oysters in a trendy restaurant

I’ll flash a twenty pound note

They drool on our car, got me my brand new Lamborghini

With a tasty model next to me

Sipping iced Martinis

Richmond (oh oh oh)

We’re all cool and ever nice

In Richmond (oh oh oh)

We lead average pleasant lives, oh no

Ey!

So if you think you’re groovy enough

And provide us with some proof

There’s a few things that you’ll have to do first

If you wanna join our troupe

You’ll have to have a daily bath, that holiday in Malta

You’ve gotta have an ultra wide laugh

And dress like John Travolta

In Richmond (oh oh oh)

We all got the right credentials

In Richmond (oh oh oh)

Where the cigarettes are menthol

In Richmond (oh oh oh)

Where the breakfast’s continental

In Richmond (oh oh oh)

We’re well-balanced, we’re not mental oh oh oh