Youth in Asia - Dirty Sanchez

We must admit, we love youth in Asia

You’re not a hit ‘til their DJ plays ya'

Yes it’s the truth, we love youth in Asia

So hit the booth ‘til the DJ plays ya'

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Pass the soy sauce please

Now I’m livin' on Chinese rock, Think I’m turnin' Japanese

Ancient Chinese secret, «We need more Calgon!»

Me love you long time, just leave your towel on

Neru, black belt, Levis, kimino

Oh no, it’s Devo and Yoko Ono!

Kids in Siagon, The punks in Tiawan,

Goths in Kyoto, The wavers in Tokyo

We must admit, we love youth in Asia

Their clothes and shit will totally amaze ya'

Yes it’s the truth, we love youth in Asia

They’ll hit the roof when the DJ plays ya'

So paint your face like you’re doin' Kabuki

The KISS fans understand

I gotta' yen to buy a Suzuki

We’re big in Japan

Hello Kitty, goodbye world

Your white flag has been unfurled

Wash down your tears with some sake

Eat some blowfish, watch bukkaki

Kids in Hong Kong, Goths in Vietnam,

Chinese punk rocker, EGL in Osaka

When you’re thinkin' «Screw it»,

Dirty says «Don't do it»

When you’ve got no friend at all,

We’ll be there, don’t end it all

When you want to run and hide,

Don’t run to the other side

When you think you’re gonna' lose it,

Lose yourself inside the music

Hari-Kari, Ginsu knife,

Don’t be dimsum, hey it’s your life

We’ll see your bet, and we’ll raise ya',

We admit, we love Youth in Asia

Kids in Siagon, The punks in Tiawan,

Goths in Kyoto, The wavers in Tokyo

Kids in Hong Kong, Punks in Vietnam,

Chinese punk rocker, EGL in Osaka

We must admit, we love youth in Asia

You’re not a hit ‘til their DJ plays ya'

Yes it’s the truth, we love youth in Asia

So hit the booth ‘til the DJ plays ya'