Turning Gay - Dog Fashion Disco

Sometimes life can get you down

Sometimes it’s hard to pick yourself off the ground

Sometimes mountains crumble down around you

And you feel there’s nothing you can do

When your skies turn gray

It kinda turns me gay

Hoh yeah

It fuckin' turns me gay

Kinda queer

Fuckin' turns me gay

Oh, fuck yeah

Oh, gay

Today

Ah

I mean, gay

Sometimes life gets you down

You gotta fuckin' pick yourself up by your bootstraps

Yeah when it looks like all hope is lost

There is a cost that you must pay

Fuck yeah

And then it turns you gay

Oh yeah

It fuckin' turns you gay

Pretty gay

Sometimes it tears your fuckin' asshole apart

You can barely fart

Sometimes the only thing that can help you

Is when the fuckin' gerbil pushes his little hairs

And tickles that little

Fuck yeah

Somebody find me a fuckin' funnel and a gerbil

I think I’m turnin' gay

Oh

Oh yeah

Buck n' five