Neanderthal - Doorly, Marshall Jefferson

Once upon a time

Back in the day

There were cavemen (What?)

Neanderthals

And they didn’t had stereos

They didn’t had videogames

They didn’t had TVs

They couldn’t leave and talk

They just grunted

So as you can imagine

Things were pretty boring back in the day

One day

Neanderthal sitting all by himself

And he saw a female walk by

He thought to himself, «That looks like something «So he grunted: «Hnnng!»

And that’s how house music started

(What?)

Neanderthals

And they didn’t had stereos

They didn’t had TVs

They couldn’t leave and talk

They just grunted

Because everybody grunted

So he had to think of something quick

So he grabbed the

And he started a beat on it

She thought it sounded kinda cool, so she walked over

And he kept beating on that

And it was a success

So everyday he would go on, beat on this log some more

It started getting more females

Caused the boys to listen

They started to grab stuff and beat on them too

Started to beat on branches and trees and

All kinds of stuff

That’s how house music started