She Turned Out to Be Crazy - Dr. Frank

Justine was seventeen, I picked her up on the high-school green

She had a smile, I had a flask, she had a while before her next class

But she turned out to be crazy and she just wouldn’t stop

She kept calling me, she kept following me

And her dad was a cop

If I hadn’t’ve gave her my address

It wouldn’t’ve been quite so bad

She turned out to be crazy, I turned out to be mad

Marie said she was twenty-three, but she didn’t fool me

She’d stick her tongue in my ear, she’d say «c'mere

Will you buy my friends beer…»

She turned out to be crazy, it all happened so fast

Before I knew we were saying «I do»

And now she owns half my ass

If I’d have only been thinking

We could’ve only got tattooed

She turned out to be crazy, I turned out to be screwed

Eleanor was thirty-four, she had a husband

She didn’t want him anymore

She had a plan, she’d get in bed, she’d call him in

And then I’d hit him on the head

But she turned out to be crazy, though she kept it well hid

And it turns out that to knock a guy out

You gotta hit him harder than I did

Now he’s pressing charges

They’re back together and I’m out of luck

She turned out to be crazy, I turned out to be stuck