Viking Hair - Dry Cleaning

Looking wistfully at a Colombian banana, I was there

I was flown over there

A kid with yo-yo eyes

She’s beautiful, she’s got Viking hair

She’s a tragic heroine

I’m in love

She’s beautiful, she’s got Viking hair

She’s a tragic heroine

I’m in love

Lads and dads

Put your words on a pair of joggers

I’m not just saying this 'cause I have to

I can back it up with facts and relevant information

She’s beautiful, she’s got Viking hair

She’s a tragic heroine

I’m in love

She’s beautiful, she’s got Viking hair

She’s a tragic heroine

I’m in love

Stick up for me

Do what you’re told, but sometimes, tell me what to do as well

I just want to sexually experiment on a nice, safe pair of hands

Don’t judge me, just hold still

She’s beautiful, she’s got Viking hair

She’s a tragic heroine

I’m in love

She’s beautiful, she’s got Viking hair

She’s a tragic heroine

I’m in love

She’s beautiful, she’s got Viking hair

She’s a tragic heroine

I’m in love

She’s beautiful

Viking hair

I’m in love

Viking hair

I’m in love