Gib6erish - Eazy Mac

Radical, always high on Adderall

Chop you up like a cantaloupe

Put you in a cabbage roll, put you in a casserole

Put you in a catapult, shoot you like a cannon ball

Um, I gotta gram of the baddest rolled

Gettin' brain from a whore’s face, call it saddle dome

Lit the flame to the propane 'kay Stanton go!

Grab your camera phones

You’ll need the evidence, evident that I’m better than

Any and all of you veterans, look at the game I’m steppin' in

Look at just what the weapon is, pen mixed with the mescaline

Then mixed with adrenaline, then mixed with perfectionist

Excellent, yes it is

I’m the fuckin' best at this

Time to shine the light on me, Thomas Edison

Bring me all the sedatives, that way I can settle in

That way I can dumb it down, teach you common etiquette

Of Canadians, I’ll leave it to fuckin beavers

To pass me the fuckin' heaters, start bustin' at Justin Bieber

Take Selena, out the back of the theater

To the back of my van, lay her down by the speakers

Grab the packet of bath salts, bad thoughts (Eat her)

Just wanted to have a dance off, that’s all (Eat her)

Just wanted to take her pants off, that’s all (Eat her)

I can’t stop, or grasp thoughts, that’s not (Eat her, eat her, eat her)

Giber, Giber, Giber-Giber-Giber, Giber-Giber-Giber

Little chestnut, minorities are messed up

Disorderly misconduct drinking 100 proof 'n Fresca

Horribly retarded, stealing garbage, fruits and vegeta-

Bles, they asking me, «Eazy, what’d you do to Ke$ha?»

I cut up her human body with all the Illuminati

Set off 2 tsunamis, and prolly got Rhianna to call me

We did Pilates, I ate her punie like tuna-mahi

Bought a blue Bugatti to drive it off the side of a valley

This ra-rap game is to ridiculous

Gibberish 6 spit sick like its syphilis

And if it is-n't what you thought, what you think it is?

Lick my dick, dick, dick, balls then my dick again

I’m fuckin' crazy rollin' round Miss Daisy

Underground making the earth shake, that’s why they hate it

Tracy, tell me did you keep the baby?

Or did you flush it down the toilet with the other 80

(I'm back) Better than ever

Inventin' these letters, hip-hop heads heads’ll get severed

Right down the center, sendin' y’all to the medical center

Hope you livin' elegant Heather, she was wet when I met her

But she was dry when I left her, surprised I depressed her

She ran through 50 guys, exercise to her gender

The numbers don’t lie, you can hide or pretend

But to get her off the pipe she needs 5 interventions

Ah!

Your brain is melting

(Melting, melting, melting)

Say what you want but it ain’t the same without me

I say it proudly, lead by example

Shitting on my city they take me for an asshole

Ah, you wack rappers are back at it, I laugh at it

Bad habits, you rap average

Only spit a verse a track, What yuh asthmatic?

On the dicks of all these rappers, What you can’t stack it?

You can’t have it, nah you can’t have it

You backpackin' trash rappers, nah you can’t have it

Coulda woulda shoulda if Eazy Mac hadn’t happened

But gotta wipe my ass now, so please pass the napkins

I ain’t braggin'

Speakin' my language

Translation (Translation)

Something (Something)

So-so-so-som-so-something

So when you, hear of this dream, it’s a pyramid scheme

I’m on top and all you mothafucka’s below me

Fake beef, yeah all you mothafuckas Bologna

Listen!

Something

If (if)

I (I)

Don’t (Don't)

Do that (Do that)

I might (I might)

Get molested, by this little Leprechaun

That’s starin' at me in the corner

Um um, little confused (Fused)

Um um, little confused (Fused)

Bring it- bring it back

From the top

You know what it is

Gibberish six

Listen!

(Listen!)

Wait (Wait)

I don’t know what’s happening

Giber, Giber, Giber-Giber-Giber, Giber-Giber-Giber