Motivationally Speaking - Ecid, Sims

Im a confident optimist

Until I gotta decide whats for lunch

Then I go back to instincts of marketing hostages

And wait for commercial break to tell what I want

Could of moved to Brooklyn could of moved to LA

But Minneap is home where I midi map my poems

To clouds and romanticize the rain

One mans melanoma another’s coffee stain Im probably sane

But get more neurotic each trip around the sun

Who reads the terms and conditions when their born

News leads reduce me to wake up kinda drunk

Who needs the stress of time travel when their bored

If I ever made a movie

I’d assassinate the main character during the open credits

Im hoping I can get it together for my date at the white house

But I’ll flake like I never got your message

Im a motivational speaker

With self sabotaging features

I talk myself out of everything

It’s a gateway drug to the petty things

Yeah… was gonna carpe the dim

Pay the car payment but I slid into some DM’s…

I promised myself I would not read the comments

The vomit at the bottom of the articles but -dammit

I set out looking for the God particle

But twist for umpteenth clicked on the BuzzFeed list

Of 9 potatoes that look like Channing Tatum

Shit, Fuck Mary Kill which to pick

Salisbury Hill watch city lights flick think which connections I should cut ah

fuck it

By day he make feng shui out the kumite country’s fascination with the gun play

Got him feeling some type of way, chased it with a vieux carre

One stray over where the coo coo lay

Was gonna trigger riot but caught a whiff of the molotov figured I should try it

Sip until the bottle gone then I nod off

It’s the avant god with an aha moment

And a notion i could, blah blah blah

Im a motivational speaker

With self sabotaging features

I talk myself out of everything

It’s a gateway drug to the petty things