Alligator Boy - Ed Harcourt

Alligator boy, get back in the swamp

Alligator boy, you’re looking so scared

Alligator boy, get back in the swamp

Alligator boy, you’re looking so scaley

Flicking your tail from side to side with a sick kind of expression

You’re looking for an alligator bride

Alligator boy, pretend you’re a log

Alligator boy, why’d you eat my dog?

Genetically grafted from all kinds of cells

You’re a silly little freak, waiting for the chime of wedding bells

Break it down!

Now listen to what I’m gonna say

And it’s too late, stop looking for a mate

It’s too late stop looking for a mate

It’s too late stop looking for a mate

It’s too late stop looking for a mate

It’s too late stop looking for a mate

It’s too late, stop looking

It’s too late, stop looking for a mate

It’s too late, stop looking for a mate

Alligator boy (repeat)