Lavatory Love Machine - Edguy

Oh if only Brazil was not so far, far away

I Would swim or walk or ride

But never ever fly

But all the noise of the maniacs there

The sweat on my face it’s worth to bear

But I don’t wanna bounce and die

But then I see a lady in a tight blue dress

I close my eyes, I know what I would go for

Stewardess before I crash

Lavatory Love Machine

No fear can quell my steam

Lavatory Love Machine

No cabin fire burn my dream

I am at your disposal

I gotta get up to see what you ain’t gotta hide

Wheeling junk along the aisle

Keep your seat belt fastened

You’re whipping with an iron voice

You command

Uh mistress I am in your hands

And when she asks me what I’d like to eat

I realise the domina feels the same

And I reply: What about your pie?

Lavatory Love Machine…

Lavatory Love Machine

No broken wings to stop me stream

Lavatory Love Machine

Honey do you like the way I CREAM?

Now if I gotta die

I’ll have been stiff and smiling till the crash

Let them know I’ve been alive

Till I made my final splash

Lavatory Love Machine…

Don’t hear the scary noises

From the turbine when you scream