My Dad's Gone Crazy - Eminem, Hailie Jade

Hailie:

Somebody, please help him!

i think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:

There’s no mountain i can’t climb

There’s no tower too high,

No plane that i can’t learn how to fly

What do i gotta do to get through to you, destroy you

There ain’t nothing i can’t take this chainsaw to Fuckin’brain’s brawn, and brass balls

I cut 'em off, i got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar

Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph,

Sunglasses with elton john’s name, on my drag wall

I’m out the closet, i been lying my ass off

All this time, me and dre been fucking with hats off

Dr Dre:

Suck it marshall

Eminem:

Tell laura and her husband to back off

Before i push this motherfucking button and blast off

And launch one of these russians, and that’s all

Blow every fucking thing, except afghanistan on the map, off

We wanna stop, we wanna knock the crap off

Haley, tell 'em baby

Haley:

My dad’s lost it There’s really nothin’else to say ha, i can’t explain it I think my dad gone crazy!

A little help from hailie jade would, should tell them maybe

I think my dad gone crazy!

Theres nothing you could do to save it, could ever change me I think my dad gone crazy!

There’s noone on earth that can save me, not even halie

I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:

It’s like my mother always told me rmmmr, n codeine n goddamit, you little motherfucker

If you aint got nothin’nice to say then don’t say nothin'

Er.

Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin’dick

Chew on a prick, and lick a million motherfuckin’cocks for seconds

I’d rather put out a motherfucking gospel record

I’d rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy

And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose

Then quit bringin my flos, quit giving me my ammo

Can’t you see why i’m so mean?

if y’all leave me alone, this wouldn’t be my ammo

I wouldn’t have to go eenie meenie minie mo Catch a homo by his toe, man i don’t know no more

Am i the only fuckin one who’s normal any more?

Hailey:

Dad

Eminem:

My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise

And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme

So what you’re seeing is a genius at work

Which to me isn’t work, so it’s easy to misinterpret it at first,

Cuz when i speak, it’s tongue in cheek

I’d gank my fuckin teeth before id ever bite my tongue

I’d slice my gums, get struck by fuckin’lightning twice at once

And die and come back as vanilla ice’s son

And walk around the rest of my life spit on And kicked and hit with shit, every time i sung

Like r kelly as soon as bump n’grind comes on More pain inside o’my brain, in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane

Aimed at the world trade, standin’on ronny’s grave,

Screaming at this guy, the clouds gather as clyde mathers and bonnie jade

And nash briddy musta just stop it Parents are pissed, but the kids love it Nine millimeter, heater’s desk, and two-seaters with meat cleavers

I don’t blame you, i wouldn’t let hailie listen to me neither

Eminem:

Crazy

Hailie:

You’re funny daddy!