Chopping Up The Teacher - Evil Cowards

There are some things

That I have done in life

That made me ashamed

And I keep from the wife

Like the stains of butter crumpets

That spilt on the page

Where they will remain

Someday I’ll confess

To all those crimes

But right now I’d like to say that I am guilty of the crime

Of choppin' up the teacher

Choppin' up the teacher

It was I

Yes I am guilty of the crime

Of choppin' up the teacher

It was I

It was those cricket scores

That made my claws sink in

Oh that bloody gin

He told us to go fetch her

Though a pterodactyl hatched her

So I chopped off his head

And went to bed

Like I said

It’s me who’s guilty of the crime

Of choppin' up the teacher

Choppin' up the teacher

It was I

Yes I am guilty of the crime

Of choppin' up the teacher

It was I

He said trouble it will come

From the headmaster

And he’ll make a right disaster of your bum

And my parents they were called

And my dad he was appalled

When police reported

I’d not done the lot

Younger parents do distrust

Our puplic schools

Well they’re fucking fools

Cause would the world be better

Without paranoid cross dressers

I don’t think so

I’d miss 'em

And so would I

He is guilty of the crime

Of choppin' up the teacher

Choppin up the teacher

It was him

Yes he is guilty of the crime

Of choppin' up the teacher

It was him

Everybody

Yes he is guilty of the crime

Of choppin' up the teacher

Choppin up the teacher

It was him

Yes he is guilty of the crime

Of choppin' up the teacher

It was him