Friends - Flight Of The Conchords

Pom pom-pom, pom pom-pom (ping)

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Friends sing together

La la la la

Friends do things together

La la la la

Friends laugh together

Ha ha ha ha

Friends make graphs together

La la la la

Friends help you when you're in danger

Friends are people who are not strangers

Friends help you shift into a new place

Tell you if you've got food on you're face

Friends are the ones, on who you can depend

He's my friend, he's not my friend

Friends are the ones who are there at the end

He's my friend, they're not my friends

If you trip over I'll catch you're fall

If you kick my dick, I won't break you're balls

If you get drunk and vomit on me

I'll make sure you get home safely

If you cross the road and a truck struck you

And scrape you up and reconstruct you

I'll cheer you up if you're depressed

If you get murdered I'll avenge you're death

Friends walk together

La la la la

Pop and lock together

(zzi zzu zzi zzu)

Me and him together

La la la la

Me and Jim forever

Friends go jogging at the track

Friends borrow money never pay it back

Friends do not let friends do crack

Friends go out and grab a snack

Friends drink beer in the sun

Unlike girlfriends they don't mind if you have more than one

Friends tell you when you're flies undone

(Murray your flies undone)

My uncle john had a special friend

They dressed a like, his name was Ben

I've never seen two friends like them

They we're very very friendly men

La la la la

Friends, friends, friends

La la la la

Friends, friends, friends, friends

La la la la

Friends, friends, friends, friends

La la la la

Friends

La la la la, ping