Christina Hendricks -

I hope I don’t offend you

when I sing this tribute to your love chest.

I want you Mrs. Hendricks

cuz goddamn I’m truly deeply im (breast)pressed.

Im a nice guy, could make youre world wild

Ill try your home number tonight again

Oh

Christina, how are the twins today?

Did they slip out today?

And did they hurt your back today?

Oh

Christina, can I come in and play,

the motorboat and stay there between

your chest today?

And when Im done

I wanna fall asleep between your boobs

I wanna fall asleep between your boobs

I wanna build a nest between your chest.

I hope I will convince you

cuz I know youd be just what I needed.

This song is my commitment

and I hope you’ll grow to appreciate it.

I like em curvy, seem so creamy.

I’d die in your cans tonight.

Oh I need your boobs

I gotta see your boobs

Your boobs all over my face tonight

I want you boobs all over my face tonight

Oh I need your boobs

I gotta squeeze your boobs

Your boobs all over my face tonight

I want you boobs all over my face