She's Got Two of Everything (From "I Didn't Do It") - George Formby

Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue

Is an adage old so it must be true and it seems of everything you must have two.

She’s gone and filled her bottom drawer with lots of these and those

Some pretty chiffon nighties and some fully fashioned hose

And so she’ll have a change of undies everywhere she goes

She’s got two of everything.

She has the kind of nose that wrinkles every time she smiles

Her pretty little dimples can be seen for miles and miles

And she goes out to prove to every man that she beguiles

That she’s got two of everything.

Her eyes are like the stars that shine but none of them shine like cuties

She’s bound to make the grade all right with such a pair of beauties.

Technicians estimated that an evening in her arms

Would generate sufficient heat to sound the fire alarms.

I’m rather apprehensive of her duplicated charms,

'cause She’s got two of everything.

Now in a competition to elect a bathing miss

It didn’t take the judges long to see she’s simply whizz

Their voting was unanimous, the explanation is He He!

She’s got two of everything.

I went to see her etchings at her cosy little flat

Now we drank some gin and we settled down and we had a little chat

But I don’t know where the etchings were, I just remember that

Oh boy;

She’s got two of everything.

She has me in a daze, my brain has just refused to function

She leads me round at such a pace she must have jet propulsion.

At last we’re to be married and we’ve got all sorts of things

We’ve bought a stock of nappies and some cards of safety pins

And just because the doctor told her «Be prepared for twins, Madam:»

She’s got two of everything.