Girl I Met On The Internet - GIRLI, Oscar

we’re the cool teens

we look good in id magazine

desperately tryna make life more exciting

u got the come out nows and the too shy gals

the prom queens and the foreign penpals

so dad don’t tell me what to do

i promise one day i’ll make it up to you

and when mum asks where u been

i say please leave me alone i’m 17

i want someone i can call at 2am

when i’ve got that restless feeling again

just wanna jump the gates of a closed park

drink beer all night and have a laugh

i wanna have a cute chick on my arm

make the boys swoon and the girls all gasp

and when my mum asks where we met

i’ll say it’s just this girl that i met on the internet

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she’s just this girl that i met on the internet

i feel all aggy and i wanna waste time

tryna fight the feelin that i wanna run and hide

i know schools a bore

life feels like a chore

scared that ya boring

coz u saw snapchats of u snoring

but crying doesn’t help your problems

and bunking the bus or train won’t solve em

i spend my whole life putting up with people’s shit because i need them

i love you but i’m seething

i’m grieving

heaving

it’s easier to be cool if ur hot

wear too much make up and be called a thot

posing with surgical masks

polaroid cameras and giving ourselves tasks

go grab that girls ass

crush it up and call it art

be polite don’t burp or fart

i’m just a desperate bitch

a snitch with a cute chick itch

i want someone i can call at 2am

when i’ve got that restless feeling again

just wanna jump the gates of a closed park

drink beer all night and have a laugh

i wanna have a cute chick on my arm

make the boys swoon and the girls all gasp

and when my mum asks where we met

i’ll say it’s just this girl that i met on the internet

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she’s just this girl that i met on the internet

it’ll happen like it does in the shows

i’ll like her eyes and she’ll like my clothes

ask her for her digits and i’ll start to sweat

she’ll become the girl that i met on the internet

i bet she’ll be a spice

forget butterflies she’ll give me bee hives

that couple in the corner

i ought to warn her

she’s gonna be the girl that i met on the internet

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