Waitrose Rap - Goldie Lookin Chain

tarquin, tarquin come back dont play with those people, theyre dirty

theyre not allowed in here

theres a place you can go

ive been told that if you eat the food, your poo comes out gold

its not a myth, a fantasy or dream

it even sells princes charles' brand of ice cream

there space in the car park for your chelsea tracktor

the red carpet to the door’s a welcoming factor

over 300 stores spread across the land