Couch-King - Grown Ups

I’m feeling awful surface-bound

I’m begging you to cut me down, I just keep forgetting

The shit we lost that takes up space

If I’ve got guts to show my face

Running round the bend for a seasonal change in the head

For a reason to get out of bed

We’re burning daylight oh so carelessly

Put the weight on me

I’ve got a crown I wear around, but I’ve never worn it out

I just keep forgetting

I was king of the couch, I reigned for twenty-eight days

Building mountains of clothes

Making pillars of plates

The days always ebb and flow

You never let me know

When the fog is lifting

I was cherished by most but my memory won’t last

The potted plant on the porch is an ashtray at best