Fire in the Loins - Gwar

Oftimes you’ll find me raving, sometimes you’ll find me sick

To wake me up this morning, you hit me with a brick

Can I help it if I am rather thick?

Maybe we can chill you out by chopping off your dick!

Sister and brother

Hate one another

You really are pathetic, and you call me a slut?

Then you walk around all day with midgets up your butt!

At least the midgets like me

They like my disease

Well, maybe there’s hope for you

But first, get on your knees

Hey!

Wait a minute

I don’t want it to hurt!

Then you will learn nothing, man

So grovel in the dirt!

Sister and brother

Kill one another

Brother and sister

Back off, mister!

I don’t know where to begin

But I’ll try not to lie because lying is a sin

What do you know of sin?

I taught you about sin when the sun was dim

But what of my power?

What about it?

There’s no pussy in your tower

I could have any women that I want!

The fact that you rape them is nothing to flaunt

Oh…

Well uh, you got me there

But wait a minute…

But what of my sword?

What of the comet?

And the roaring horde?

I’m getting bored…

Maybe if you got off drugs

You wouldn’t get ignored

Then you could achieve erection

You might even find that it helps with your infection

Now I’m getting mad!

SO WHAT?

I can still kick your ass!

All of you men, you talk a good game

You must plan it out cause you all sound the same

You huff and you puff, you act out so mean

You serve better purpose as seeding machines

But something, it stops you from finding the door

I have to admit it, girls frustrate me more!

Well hey there, Slimey

I think I got your point, now will you please untie me?

Well that can be arranged

You paid for the pain now find something to buy me!

Sister and brother

Stuck with each other

Brother and sister

Back off, mister!