Preskool Prostitute - Gwar

Pre-skool prostitute

Pre-skool prostitute

Pre-skool prostitute

Pre-skool prostitute

Pre-skool prostitute

I saw a friend just the other day

He didn’t have too much to say

He looked crazy, he looked insane

He couldn’t talk because his tongue was in flames

And then he tried to run away

From some chick that was coming this way

I think I thought I knew who she was

Just a little junkie whore that’s a big ugly scuz

I didn’t have to go too far

Flashed twenty bucks and she got in the car

Tried to talk to her but she called me a fool

I tried to give her money, put her family through school

'Cause she’s a real tough mama when she wear’s women’s clothes

Everybody knows she she’s got a bone through her nose

She’s really hot,

But when she gets home, he’s daddy’s all over her twat

Pre-skool prostitute

All the drugs that you can shoot

Oh, pre-skool prostitute

Oh, slave to the brute

I finally gave up, let her do what she please

Wouldn’t have sex with her 'cause I got a disease

But she told a sad story 'bout a family in woe

She was getting fingered by her Daddy’s big toe

He was the first, it was the worst

She came in a Limo and she left in a hearse

She got to five, she’s still alive

Better call the bug man 'cause your twat is a hive

Oh, pre-skool prostitute

And oh, all the drugs that you can shoot

Oh,

Pre-skool, pre-skool, pre-skool

Tried to talk to her but she called me a fool

I tried to give her money, put her family through school

She’s a real tough mama when she wear’s women’s clothes

Everybody knows she’s got a bone through her nose

You’re barely out of diapers and you’re wearing a wig

You might be a baby but you smell like a pig

You became five, you’re still alive

Call the bugman 'cause your twat is a hive

Your naughty nanny

Your grumpy granny

A rusty tire iron hanging out your fanny

Oh, you little English schoolgirl, you

Vengeance is mine

Pre-skool prostitute

Vengeance is mine

Pre-skool prostitute

Vengeance is mine

Pre-skool prostitute

Vengeance is mine

Vengeance is mine

Vengeance is mine

Pre-skool prostitute

Vengeance is mine

Vengeance is mine