Slaughterama - Gwar

With a battle cry go forth which is «Give the people what they want.»

And what the people want could only be the senseless slaughter of the

gutter-slime that litters this nation for cash and prizes.

Yes, this is the show where people bet their lives to win something big.

Cause when

your life is shit, then you haven’t got much to lose on Slaughterama!

This next geek is guilty of the following: A Grateful Dead life for

which he’s been allowing.

Tried to tell us «Give peace a chance."Met

the National Guard and he shit in his pants.

Its not you imagination,

its not a bad trippie, yes thats him — Its the big smelly hippy!

Hello

Mr.Hippy, nice to meet ya.

Hey, got a little shit between your toes.

How’s things at the ol’manure factory?

How’s little Tofu?

What?!

She

grew another head?

Well, ya gotta lay off that LSD y’know, kinda makes

your offspring goofy-looking.

So, how do ya hide money from a hippy?

Put it under the soap.

I’m sorry but that answer wasn’t in time, you’re

gonna have to put your mouth on this.

Whoa!

I blew your head clean off.

Good thing I was such an expert shot with the National Guard back in Penn State.

There’s nothing like hippy honey.

My dad always use to take

me with Lee Harvey Oswald.

All right, we’re rocking now.

Worlds biggest hair, worlds tightest pants

got no circulation but you still can’t dance.

Fashion is a statement and

sometimes a risk.

Every fashion had its faults, but yours is the pits.

Always in black, looks like he’s dead — Here’s the art-fag lying on his

death-bed.

Hello Mr. Art-Fag, come on out here.

Say, what a hairdo.

Its

awfully big.

As big as the.

the.

the Hindenburg and it will go up just

as fast if I put this lighter to it.

But no, I’m gonna hold out and ask

you this question: What ever happened to Eddie Munster?

I’m looking at him!

Oh, Oderus help the boy with his hairdo there… ooh, its getting

ripped off.

Ow, you know that’s gotta hurt.

Hey, what’s Oderus trying to do with his face?

Is that a face-lift?

No, he’s pulling that face clean

off.

Ahhhhh.

Help that sod outta here.

Gave up pussy, stopped to a toot.

Now you can’t wait to give someone the

boot.

Elbows and knuckles, all you knows how.

Follows the heard, just

another cow.

Brain full of shit, boots full of lead.

Scream for him now

here’s the nazi skinhead.

Hello Mr. Nazi Skinhead how’ya doin'?

How’s

Geraldo’s nose?

Still broken?

Well it’s good to see ya still on the job.

Y’know when you’re mugging talk show commentators in bathrooms, always

remember to draw the swastika turning to the right, not to the left,

always to the right.

Why do nazi skinheads wear red suspenders anyway?

He doesn’t have to tell you.

Time to give this nazi skinhead one more

haircut, real close to the shoulders like.

Whoa!

His heads been

decapitated.

Look at all that PSI in he aorta artery.

Whoa!

Is he a gusher or what?

Well, ladies and gentlemen that’s all for this week.

We’ve killed

everyone worth killing, hope you do the same.

We’ll Be back next week

for another edition of Slaughterama.

It’s full of existential despair.

It’s

full of people who just don’t care.

Don’t feel sorry for them.

They’ve

chosen there own pathetic life.