Stripper Christmas Summer Weekend - Gwar

'Twas the night before Christmas

And all through the club

(Oh yeah, oh yeah)

Was the sound of bikers moaning

As their crotches got rubbed

(Oh yeah, oh yeah)

Come on, baby, hey

Stripper Christmas summer weekend everyday

She liked heavy metal

Like her head was a hole

(Oh yeah, oh yeah)

And they played heavy metal

And she spun on the pole

(Oh yeah, oh yeah)

She was the hottest stripper

That I’d ever seen

(Oh yeah, oh yeah)

But that was thirty years ago

You know what I mean?

(Oh yeah, oh yeah)

Stripper Christmas

Summer weekend

Come on, baby, we’ll destroy the world

Summer weekend heavy metal Christmas stripper girl!

Stripper Christmas

Summer weekend

Come on, baby, let’s destroy the world

You’re my summer Christmas stripper

I hope you’re a girl

Now rock my world!

Stripper Christmas

Summer weekend

Come on, baby, we’ll destroy the world

You’re my summer weekend Christmas metal stripper girl

Stripper Christmas

Summer weekend

Come on, baby, we’ll destroy the world

You’re my summer Christmas stripper

I hope you’re a girl

Because you rock my world!

(Oh yeah, oh yeah)

'Twas the weekend before summer

And Christmas was near

(Oh yeah, oh yeah)

When right beside the stage

Who should suddenly appear?

(Oh yeah, oh yeah)

A jolly old fat man

Had bought her a beer

(Oh yeah, oh yeah)

Look’s like she’s going down Santa’s chimney this year!

(Ho ho ho, yeah)

Stripper Christmas

Summer weekend

Pushin' fifty, come destroy your world

Summer weekend heavy metal Christmas stripper girl

Stripper Christmas

Summer weekend

Summer metal Jewish Christmas

(Strippers!)

She’s a ho ho ho!

She’s a ho ho ho!

She’s a ho ho ho!

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She’s a ho ho ho!

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(twice nicely!)

(Whoa-ho ho ho ho!)