Hello Operator - Headphones

Hello, Operator

I would like to place a call

To the pale gray telephone

That is hanging on her wall

I know this sounds crazy, but

Could you patch me through?

So she does not hear me ringing

I will wait, I’ve got nothing else to do

So when she finally picks me up

Checking for a dial-tone

To finger in the number of

Her new lover’s telephone

I will be resting on the earlobe that I used to hunt and peck

I will slowly wrap myself around her pretty little neck

I’ll begin the explanation as to why she cannot breathe

You should not have been unfaithful

You should not have ever fucked with me